Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2011)

The Crimbo Town Toy Factory is located in Crimbo Town 2011 at The Big Mountains. Adventurers can exchange Candy Credits for Crimbo gifts to be delivered to the recipient of their choosing or given to the needy.

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Naterond Candydistributor, Distributor of Candy: Hey. Hey, quotid! Hey. Have you, listen. Have you, have you got any candy credits? If, you know, if you have any, listen. If you have some candy credits you wanna trade in, I can fix you up real nice. You fix us up, we fix you up, right? You can, listen. You can buy presents with candy credits, you can buy 'em for your friends or, listen. You can buy 'em for the needy. You can't, you know, you can't buy 'em for yourself, though. They're presents. Now, you got candy credits? Quotid, did you trade us in some candy? 'Cause, listen. 'Cause we need that candy.

Big Gifts
Item:		Cost:
	Fuzzby	500	Send One
	Jackass Plumber home game	1,000	Send One
	Trivial Avocations board game	1,500	Send One
	Tickle-Me Emilio	2,500	Send One

Stocking Stuffers
Item:		Cost:
	pack of pogs	100	Send Some
	jerky coins	50	Send Some
	Go-Wassail	50	Send Some
	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	30	Send Some
	bottle of bubbles	30	Send Some
	wind-up meatcar	30	Send Some

• When sending a big gift:

Good choice, quotid, good choice. My elves will make sure, listen. My elves will make sure that present goes where it's supposed to, okay? Now go trade some more candy. We're dyin' over here.

• When sending a stocking stuffer:

Don't worry, quotid, my elves will, listen. My elves will stuff that stocking just right, okay? Now go get some more, listen. Go get some more candy and trade it in, okay?

• Trying to send a gift you can't afford:

Your fingers are writing checks that your Crimbo Credit Balance can't cash.

• Attempting to send yourself a gift:

You can't send yourself a present.

• Attempting to send a gift the store doesn't offer:

Invalid gift selected. Bah Humbug!

• Attempting to send a big gift to someone who already has one:

The factory workers inform you that your intended recipient already has one of those.

References

• The word "quotid" is short for quotidian — which is what elves call adventurers behind their back.