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He moves toward you, but you breathe through your mouth until he moves back again. | He moves toward you, but you breathe through your mouth until he moves back again. | ||
|critical=He calls over three of his crusty friends and they set up a drum circle around you. You don't know which is worse -- white people trying to simulate rhythm, or the aggregate smell. {{ouch|3}} {{element|stench}} | |critical=He calls over three of his crusty friends and they set up a drum circle around you. You don't know which is worse -- white people trying to simulate rhythm, or the aggregate smell. {{ouch|3}} {{element|stench}} | ||
|fumble=He starts to attack again, but slips and falls into a puddle of water. The screeching sound his smell makes as it dies is pretty offputting, but not dangerous.}} | |fumble=He starts to attack again, but slips and falls into a puddle of water. The screeching sound his smell makes as it dies is pretty offputting, but not dangerous. | ||
|special=He reads you a three-hundred page treatise of socialism that he wrote last night when he was, like, totally wasted and everything seemed, like, so clear, you know? Your brain starts to bleed. {{ouch|3}} {{acquireEffect|effect=Socialismydia|duration=10}}}} | |||
{{acquire|item=filthy corduroys|chance=5.5%}} | {{acquire|item=filthy corduroys|chance=5.5%}} | ||
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Occurs at [[The Hippy Camp]]. | Occurs at [[The Hippy Camp]]. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
*The description may be a reference to [[wikipedia:Terry Pratchett|Terry Pratchett's]] [[wikipedia:Discworld|Discworld series]]; a minor character in the series named Foul Ole Ron is a beggar whose stench has a personality of its own. | *The description may be a reference to [[wikipedia:Terry Pratchett|Terry Pratchett's]] [[wikipedia:Discworld|Discworld series]]; a minor character in the series named Foul Ole Ron is a beggar whose stench has a personality of its own. | ||
Revision as of 15:57, 18 March 2007
| Crusty hippy | |
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| Monster ID | 54 |
| Locations | The Hippy Camp |
| Hit Points | 30 |
| Attack | 41 |
| Defense | 36 |
| No-Hit | 51 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | hippy |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant, windchimes |
| Quest | Spanish fly |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a crusty hippyThis is an extremely filthy hippy. I mean, exceptionally. This hippy has a smell that has a personality.
Hit Message(s):
He whips you in the eye with his crusty, nasty dreadlocks. Eek! Oof! (stench damage)
He bangs on a set of bongo drums until you have a massive headache. Argh! Ouch! (stench damage)
He engulfs you in a cloud of smoke, patchouli oil, and pure essence of funk. You stagger and gag. Ouch! Eek! (stench damage)
He calls over three of his crusty friends and they set up a drum circle around you. You don't know which is worse -- white people trying to simulate rhythm, or the aggregate smell. Oof! Ouch! Oof! (stench damage)
He tries to whip you with his dreadlocks, but gets dizzy before he connects.
He bangs on his "bongo drums" until you accompany him on the "hippy-stabbing sword."
He moves toward you, but you breathe through your mouth until he moves back again.
He starts to attack again, but slips and falls into a puddle of water. The screeching sound his smell makes as it dies is pretty offputting, but not dangerous. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an effect: Socialismydia (duration: 10 Adventures) |
 | You acquire an item: filthy corduroys (5.5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (5.4% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: windchimes (29.5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: reodorant (5.0% chance)* |
| You gain 8 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Hippy Camp.
References
- The description may be a reference to Terry Pratchett's Discworld series; a minor character in the series named Foul Ole Ron is a beggar whose stench has a personality of its own.
