Danglin' Chad

Danglin' Chad
Monster ID	519
Locations	The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Hit Points	320
Attack	210
Defense	189
No-Hit	220
Initiative	80
Meat	240-360
Phylum	orc
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, Danglin' Chad's loincloth, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, white class ring
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting Danglin' Chad

You hear a rustling from the leaves in the trees above you. Did I mention there are trees in this section of the battlefield? You catch a brief glimpse of a pastel-pink polo shirt with the collar popped, and some wraparound shades. Suddenly, a frat boy swings down from a branch straight at you! This must be the famous "Danglin' Chad," a frat boy who has killed so many brain cells through excessive beer consumption that he has started to devolve (is he not man? He is devo). He spends all his time swinging through trees and flinging his own filth. I highly recommend you don't shake hands with him.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

He leaps onto a branch, beats his chest, yodels a little, then swings down at you, furiously flinging filth. You cower under the alliteration and the disgusting attack. Ugh! Ouch! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to groom you, but you don't have any tasty bugs for him to eat.

He tries to leap down at you, but Ziggy says he can't leap until he tells his daughter he loves her.

He tries to fling his filth at you, but you dodge the filthy attack.

Fumble Message:

He swings down on a vine, but misses you and crashes into another tree. He should have watched out for that tree. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: white class ring (? chance)*

You acquire an item: Danglin' Chad's loincloth (? chance)*

You gain 56 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Battlefield (Mysterious Island) (in War Hippy Fatigues).

References The line about Ziggy refers to Quantum Leap