Evil spaghetti cult middle-manager
| Evil spaghetti cult middle-manager | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 806 |
| Locations | The Temple Portico |
| Hit Points | 175 |
| Attack | 150 |
| Defense | 135 |
| Initiative | 80 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | spaghetti cult mask, spaghetti cult rosary |
| Quest | crystal orb of spirit wrangling, cult memo |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an evil spaghetti cult middle-managerWhen you think of evil cultists, you probably think either of the high priest who tears the still-beating heart out of the sacrifice's torso, or the huge crowds of guys standing in the background chanting to "O Fortuna". Obviously, though, you also need some guys to schedule the event, make sure the chanters know their lines, and file the paperwork afterwards. This is one of those guys, and frankly they're among the most evil of the bunch. How much of a surprise this is to you is determined by how much time you've ever spent sitting in a cubicle.
Hit Message(s):
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He accuses you of having a "case of the Mondays."
He tries to fasten binder clips to you, But you decline to be clipped.
He asks if you're workin' hard or hardly workin'. You chuckle.
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