Jocko Homo

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Jocko Homo You're fighting Jocko Homo

You're walking all alone down the street in the alley when out of nowhere, a figure leaps in front of you and shouts "PEEK-A-BOO!"

You jump backwards in shock at the sight of a huge grinning monkey in a business suit, a red ziggurat-like hat perched on its head. As he jerks wildly back and forth, you recognize him as one of the Spirit of New Wave's strangest and most insidious creations: Jocko Homo.

He's got an urge, got a surge, and it's out of control. You got a gut feeling that it's a god-given fact that you can't go back. He owes you absolutely nothing -- time to fight punch your way to happiness.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

Eyes were made for lookin', fists were made for missin'.

He starts to bite you, but something about the way you taste makes him wanna clear his throat.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You acquire an item: secret tropical island volcano lair map (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: Jocko Homo's head (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: unusual disco ball (100% chance)*

Occurs at part of the Nemesis quest in any location (?).

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