Orange traffic cone

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traffic cone

This is a big cone of bright orange plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone!

Type: hat
Power: 60
Muscle Required: 15
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Cannot be traded.