Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)

He hits you in the ear with his feather duster. It tickles and hurts at the same time. Ugh! Eek! Ow! Argh!

He pulls up his french maid's skirt and flashes a little leg. You feel a sharp searing pain behind your eyes. Eek! Argh! Ow! Ow!

He pulls out a bra and says, "hey, bra, put on this bra, bra." It's not the right size and the underwire pinches. Oof! Argh! Argh! (sleaze damage)

He hands you a feather duster and tells you to clean up the frathouse. After that little dust-up, you feel pretty sore. Ugh! Ouch! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

He tries to put a bra on you, but you say "No thanks, bra."

He tries to hit you with his feather duster, but just ends up tickling you silly.

He flicks dust from his duster at you, but you remain undusted.

He starts to hike up his french maid's skirt, but you avert your eyes before the damage can be done.

You gain 24−39 Meat (average: 30.3, stdev: 3.0)*

You acquire 20.2% chance bottles of vodka

You acquire 6.5% chance homoerotic frat-paddles

You acquire 20.1% chance ice-cold Sir Schlitzen

You acquire 5.5% chance cans of deodorant

You gain 2-3 <substat>.

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Occurs at Orcish Frat House.

References

• "When you think dust, think Pledge" is the slogan for the household cleaner, Pledge dusting spray.