Ted Schwartz, Master Thief
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| Ted Schwartz, Master Thief | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2085 |
| Locations | The Master Thief's Chalet: It Takes a Thief |
| Hit Points | 300 |
| Attack | 400 |
| Defense | 400 |
| Initiative | 300 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, torso, leg, arm |
| Drops | Master Thief's utility belt |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Ted Schwartz, Master ThiefYou hold the warrant aloft. "Ted Schwartz?" you say, in as authoritarian a voice as you can muster.
"No! I mean, yes, but... No, I... What is this? Who told you my name"
"Mr. Schwartz, you're under arrest."
"Have you considered the alternative, which is me stabbing you?"
Hit Message(s):
He cuts you from skull to eye with one knife, and from calf to throat with the other. Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Eek! Ouch! Oof! Ooh! Oof! Ooh!
He cuts you from arse to ankle with one knife, and from knee to ear with the other. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Eek! Argh! Ooh! Argh! Ow! Ouch! Ugh!
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 | You gain Meat |
 | You acquire... something. (% chance)* |
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