Knob Goblin poseur

Knob Goblin poseur
Monster ID	533
Locations	The Haiku Dungeon
Hit Points	5
Attack	4
Defense	3
No-Hit	14
Initiative	50
Meat	16-24
Phylum	goblin
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	dope gangsta bling-bling, out-of-tune biwa, terrible poem
Manuel Entry
	refreshedit data

	When couplets go bad there's always someone to blame: Knob Goblin poseur
This Knob Goblin teen thinks he's a gangsta poet. In fact, he's neither.

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hit you,
but you bust moves too skillful
for his poser style.

He recites some verse
it makes you gag a little
but you're still okay.

His recitations
are amusing, to be sure.
But dangerous? Nope.

Your foe stands silent,
channeling his gangsta angst,
rockin' the suburbs.

He lets the beat drop
Swiftly, you leap out the way.
That was slick, homie.

After Combat

You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*

Near you on the ground
is a dope gangsta bling-bling.
You hork it and jet.

(10% chance*)

out-of-tune biwa
was once your foe's, is now yours.
Beaters-up, keepers.

(10% chance*)

A terrible poem
is now yours for the taking.
As such, you take it.

(20% chance*)

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