Source Agent
| Source Agent | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1945 |
| Locations | wandering monster during The Source (path) |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | unknown |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Agent JohnsonA sunglasses-clad man in a flawless black suit stands before you.
"Mr. <playername>." he says, almost a snarl.
"Yes?"
"Oh... nothing." His lip curls. He draws his gun.
Hit Message(s):
Agent Conner hacks your internal body temperature regulation systems, causing you to start shivering uncontrollably. Oof! Ooh! Ouch! (cold damage)
Agent Conner hacks your dataflags, setting "skin_on_fire" to "1"Ooh! Ouch! Ow! (hot damage)
Agent Conner hacks your blood, turning it into sriracha sauce. Ouch! Ow! Argh! (hot damage)
Agent Conner hacks your visual cortex, so everything you see is naked. Yes, everything. Ooh! Ooh! Argh! (sleaze damage)
Agent Conner hacks your hypothalamus (or whatever) so that everything you see is super-duper frightening. Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! (spooky damage)
Agent Conner hacks your olfactory systems so that everything smells like butt. Ooh! Ow! Ow! (stench damage)
Agent Conner shoots you. Not very fancy, but it gets the job done. Ooh! Ow! Ouch!
You didn't even see him move, but you're pretty sure Agent Conner just crushed you in the head. Eek! Ooh! Ouch!
Agent Conner smashes you with a reverse cobra knee. Oof! Eek! Oof!
Agent Conner shoots you with a pistol. I guess we're long past the point where that's a weird thing to happen in what is ostensibly a fantasy game. Argh! Argh! Eek!
not known
Agent <name> carefully adjusts his sunglasses.
Agent <name> grimaces and glares at you with barely-veiled disgust.
Agent <name> pauses to crack all the vertebrae in his neck.
Agent <name> straightens his tie and cracks his knuckles.
not known
Occurs every X turns while on the Summer 2016 challenge path.
Notes
- At the start of combat, after enough Agents that ascension are defeated, gives Latency:
Agent <name> steals your bandwidth by seeding a million H.265 video torrents.
 | You acquire an effect: Latency (duration: 1 Adventure) |
- When attempting to use an item in combat, the item is not consumed and your action for that round is forfeited, with the message: That item would be hacked out of existence faster than you could use it.
