User:Dorf

What's the Deal?

Basically, Dorf is your typical interested-but-not-yet-obsessed player and wiki editor. His KoL experience began on November 8, 2006, and began appending the wiki during Crimboween 2006. He contributes regularly to the wiki in small ways, catching typos here and there, cleaning things up, and adding what he can where he can - and making plenty of mistakes in the process (thanks are owed to Quietust for teaching Dorf the basic concept of "cache-clearing"...)

Dorf doesn't have any glorious aspirations, but hopes to continue to contribute to the wiki, make friends (especially where he hangs out in /radio), and carve out a niche of sorts in this vast game world.

Contributions

Nothing major as of yet, just everyday things. See Spading Notes for current projects.

In-game

Username: Dorf (#1111149)

• A few multis are irregularly kept for spading and diamonding purposes. As they do not independently interact with the Kingdom or with the wiki, they are not listed here.

Collections

• (worn tophat)
• (tap shoes)
• (dehydrated caviar)
• (flute of flat champagne)
• (hors d'oeuvre tray)
• Also has an attempt at a running display of all boozes currently available in the Kingdom (will be brought up to date after this next HC run)

Favourite Foods and Boozes

• (spaghetti with Skullheads)
  • 103 as of 20 March 2007 (will be increased as HC Teetotaler ascensions continue)
• (Ram's Face Lager)
  • 70 as of 6 February 2007 (will not be increased)
• (gin)
  • 70 as of 1 January 2007 (cannot be increased)

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Spading Notes

For now, this will be a place to record and reference my spading attempts.

Meatsmithing

List of items tested with

• the Knob Goblin firecracker,
• the twinkly wad,
• the reinforced furry underpants,
• the enormous belt buckle,
• and the skeletortoise

(This list includes everything currently listed on the meatsmithing components page with the few exceptions of the items listed at the bottom):

• asbestos ore (and all weapons, stack)
• bar skin
• baseball
• basic meat crossbow (dripping, starchy)
• basic meat foon
• basic meat helmet (fez)
• basic meat kilt
• basic meat pants
• basic meat skirt
• basic meat staff (dripping, starchy)
• basic meat sword (dripping, starchy)
• big stick
• bigger stick
• bling-bling
• bottlecap turtle
• bowl of cottage cheese
• box turtle
• bubblewrap ore (and all weapons)
• buckler buckle
• bum cheek
• cardboard ore (and all weapons)
• carob chunks
• catsup
• chrome ore (and all weapons, stack)
• cold powder, nuggets, wad
• crossbow string
• dense meat crossbow
• dense meat stack
• dense meat staff
• dense meat sword
• dry noodles
• enormous belt buckle
• facsimile dictionary
• foon
• forest tears
• furry fur
• furry green turtle
• ghuol guolash
• glowing red eye
• gnauga hide
• goat beard
• goat cheese
• helmet recipe
• helmet turtle
• hippopotamus skin
• hot powder, nuggets, wad
• hot wing
• Kentucky-fried meat crossbow
• Kentucky-fried meat staff
• ketchup
• Knob Goblin firecracker
• knobby helmet turtle
• linoleum ore (and all weapons, stack)
• long skinny balloon
• meat engine
• meat stack
• meat vortex
• meaty helmet turtle
• pants kit
• patchouli incense stick
• penguin skin
• pine tar
• poutine
• ram horns
• raspberry
• razor-sharp can lid
• really really sticky spider web
• reinforced furry underpants
• savory crossbow
• savory staff
• savory sword
• scrumptious reagent
• secret blend of herbs and spices
• sewer turtle
• sinewy crossbow string
• skeletortoise
• skirt/kilt kit
• sleaze powder, nuggets (wad can't be smithed)
• sonar-in-a-biscuit
• spices
• spooky powder, nuggets, wad
• spork
• stench powder, nuggets, wad
• stone of eXtreme power
• sturdy sword hilt
• styrofoam ore (and all weapons)
• sword hilt
• t8r tots
• tassel
• tasty fun good rice candy
• teeny-tiny ninja stars
• tropical wrapping paper
• twinkly nuggets
• twinkly wad
• wad of tofu
• whip kit
• White Citadel burger
• yak skin

NOT BOTHERING WITH (costs and unlikelihood of success):

• bow
• fake plastic grass
• ore crossbow strings
• ore sticks
• ore sword hilts
• petrified time
• wrapping paper

Resting

CONDITIONS

• Half of the results were obtained with a level 15 Disco Bandit. The second half were obtained with the same Disco Bandit at level 16.
• All adventures spent resting were with few effects, always including Disco State of Mind and rarely including anything else.
• Gear worn while resting remained constant.
• Mouthfuls of loose teeth were always in inventory.

RESULTS TABLE

Date	Stat Day	Normal Rest	Tooth Fairy Dream	New Teeth Dream	Butterfly Dream	Underwear	Normal Nightmare	Spooky Hockey Mask Nightmare
Saturday, March 10, 2007 Petember 3		83	5	5	2	2	3	0
Sunday, March 11, 2007 Petember 4		89	2	4	1	0	4	0
Monday, March 12, 2007 Petember 5		92	1	2	1	3	1	0
Tuesday, March 13, 2007 Petember 6		90	1	4	2	2	1	0
Wednesday, March 14, 2007 Petember 7		88	2	3	0	2	5	0
Thursday, March 15, 2007 Petember 8		92	2	2	2	0	2	0
Friday, March 16, 2007 Carlvember 1		92	1	1	0	5	1	0
Saturday, March 17, 2007 Carlvember 2		83	2	2	6	3	4	0
Sunday, March 18, 2007 Carlvember 3 (0 Drunkenness)		90	1	4	1	1	3	0
Sunday, March 18, 2007 Carlvember 3 (30 Drunkenness)		90	3	1	1	1	4	0
Monday, March 19, 2007 Carlvember 4		94	1	2	2	1	0	0
Tuesday, March 20, 2007 Carlvember 5		91	2	3	0	3	1	0

	Total Adventures	Normal Rest	Tooth Fairy Dream	New Teeth Dream	Butterfly Dream	Underwear	Normal Nightmare	Spooky Hockey Mask Nightmare
Totals	1200	1074	23	33	18	23	29	0
Average Per Day	100	89.5	1.9	2.8	1.5	1.9	2.4	0

CONCLUSIONS

• Frequency
  • Dreams occur approximately (10%) of the time.
  • Each dream has an approximately equal chance of occurring (2%).
  • Occurrence of the spooky hockey mask dream is less than (.01%).

• Effects
  • Moons (and therefore stat days) seem to have no overall effect on dream type/frequency.
  • Drunkenness seems to have no overall effect on dream type/frequency.

• Suggestions for further spading
  • Attempt similar progression with other levels and classes.
  • Determine cause for spooky hockey mask drop. Is it mere chance, or are there other requirements?