Evil spaghetti cult middle-manager
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| Evil spaghetti cult middle-manager | |
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| Monster ID | 806 |
| Locations | The Temple Portico |
| Hit Points | 175 |
| Attack | 150 |
| Defense | 135 |
| Initiative | 80 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | spaghetti cult mask, spaghetti cult rosary |
| Quest | crystal orb of spirit wrangling, cult memo |
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You're fighting an evil spaghetti cult middle-managerWhen you think of evil cultists, you probably think either of the high priest who tears the still-beating heart out of the sacrifice's torso, or the huge crowds of guys standing in the background chanting to "O Fortuna". Obviously, though, you also need some guys to schedule the event, make sure the chanters know their lines, and file the paperwork afterwards. This is one of those guys, and frankly they're among the most evil of the bunch. How much of a surprise this is to you is determined by how much time you've ever spent sitting in a cubicle.
Hit Message(s):
He asks if you're workin' hard or hardly workin', then kicks you in the shin when you don't laugh. Argh! Eek! Ow!
He fastens a binder clip on your <knee>. Yeowch! Argh! Ooh! Oof!
He makes you fill out a requisition form to get a new ballpoint pen, then stabs you in the <knee> with it. Oof! Argh! Argh!
He says today isn't casual Friday, and puts a tie on you. Then he strangles you with it. Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
He buries you beneath a mountain of paperwork. No, I mean literally. You suffocate and get a dozen papercuts. Ooh! Ooh! Eek!
He asks if you're workin' hard or hardly workin'. You chuckle.
He tries to fasten binder clips to you, But you decline to be clipped.
He wants to stab you with a ballpoint pen, but has to fill out a form to requisition one.
He accuses you of having a "case of the Mondays."
He tries to bury you beneath a mountain of paperwork, but you fold it into origami cranes. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: crystal orb of spirit wrangling |
 | You acquire an item: cult memo (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: spaghetti cult mask |
 | You acquire an item: spaghetti cult rosary |
 | You acquire an item: spaghetti cult robe (100.0% chance)* |
Occurs in The Temple Portico.
Notes
- The cult memo has a 100% chance to drop until you obtain five of them, at which point it will no longer drop.
- The spaghetti cult robe has a 100% chance to drop if you defeat this monster with a level 3 or higher spaghetti elemental as your active pasta thrall once per ascension.
References
- Having a "case of the Mondays" is an ailment afflicting characters in the movie Office Space.
- "O Fortuna" is the opening movement to Carl Orff's magnum opus, Carmina Burana.
