Pizza

Pizzas are an easy to make food that comes in four types: plain, cheese, mushroom (plus its eldritch equivalent), and sausage. A haunted variety can also be cooked. A few other pizzas exist: the candy cane and Carrot, Cabbage, and Kale pizzas are retired Cafe offerings, and thus could never be obtained; the slice of pizza and Incredible pizza are monster drops and thus cannot be crafted, the white chocolate and tomato pizza, which cannot be directly crafted and the diabolic pizza which can only be made with a diabolic pizza cube.

Pizzas are generally of a lower quality than many other foods that can be cooked. However, they require no skills to create, and the ingredients are relatively easy to obtain if you have ascended under the proper moon sign.

The plain pizza is a 2-fullness item averaging 1.5 adventures per fullness, has no stat gain, and has no level requirement. Having the Pizza Lover passive skill increases this to an average of 2.5 adventures per fullness.

Once a topping is added, the pizza becomes a three fullness item averaging 2.17 adventures & 5.5 stats per fullness, and requires you to be level 2. Having the Pizza Lover passive skill increases this to an average of 3.17 adventures and 11 stats per fullness.

White chocolate and tomato pizzas are not cooked; they result from an exploding chef-in-the-box.

What with being the product of a world event, the eldritch mushroom pizza gives far more stats than the others, as well as a slightly better adventure per fullness ratio (and a level requirement of 12 instead of 2).

Cooked Pizzas

Pizza	Ingredient 1	Ingredient 2	Fullness	Adventures (Pizza Lover)	Avg Adv/Full (Pizza Lover)	Stats (Pizza Lover)	Notes
plain pizza	flat dough or wad of dough	tomato	2	2-4 (4-6)	1.5 (2.5)	None
sausage pizza	plain pizza	Knob sausage	3	3-10 (6-13)	2.17 (3.17)	15-18 (30-36) Strengthliness
mushroom pizza	plain pizza	Knob mushroom	3	3-10 (6-13)	2.17 (3.17)	15-18 (30-36) Wizardliness
goat cheese pizza	plain pizza	goat cheese	3	3-10 (6-13)	2.17 (3.17)	15-18 (30-36) Sarcasm
eldritch mushroom pizza	plain pizza	eldritch mushroom	3	10-11 (13-14)	3.5 (4.5)	333 (666) Strengthliness 333 (666) Wizardliness 333 (666) Sarcasm	Eldritch Incursion needed to acquire. Happened in Oct 2016 and Jan 2017
haunted pizza	plain pizza	ghostly ectoplasm	2	4-6 (6-8)	2.5 (3.5)	None	Gives 20 turns of Haunted Stomach (+50% Meat from Monsters, +25% Items from Monsters)

Ingredients

The materials for the plain pizza can be obtained from a number of places:

• Purchasing dough for 50 meat from The Bugbear Bakery (given the proper outfit)
• Purchasing dough for 50 meat from The Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store (given the proper zodiac sign)
• Purchasing dough for 40 meat from Madeline's Baking Supply (after completing a Quest)
• Purchasing tomatoes for 70 meat from The Hippy Store which becomes The Organic Produce Stand after the War starts.
• Using an all-purpose flower in The Gift Shop (given enough ascensions)
• Farming dough from a variety of low level monsters (Knob Goblin Chef, Gnollish Piebaker, Bread Golem, Yeast Beast, and doughbat)
• Farming tomato from the Knob Goblin Chef or possessed can of tomatoes

If purchased from the cheapest shops, the materials for the plain pizza cost 110 meat, or less with Travoltan trousers equipped and/or Five Finger Discount.

Dropped/Bought Pizzas

Pizza	Source	Fullness	Adventures (Pizza Lover)	Avg Adv/Full (Pizza Lover)	Stats (Pizza Lover)	Notes
incredible pizza	Troll Twins @ Twin Peak	4	12-16 (16-20)	3.5 (4.5)	20-30 (40-60) Strengthliness 20-30 (40-60) Wizardliness 20-30 (40-60) Sarcasm
slice of pizza	Monsters in a GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine-generated dungeon	1	3 (4)	3 (4)	12-15 (24-30) Strengthliness 12-15 (24-30) Wizardliness 12-15 (24-30) Sarcasm
white chocolate and tomato pizza	Attention-Deficit Demon in a Crown of Thrones/Buddy Bjorn Chef-in-the-box explosion (sometimes)	3	3-9 (6-12)	2 (3)	None	Trophy: Eat 5 for Weeping Pizza
candy cane pizza	Crimbo 2005, 2006, 2008	4	6-11 (10-15)	2.125 (3.125)	7-9 (14-18) Strengthliness 7-9 (14-18) Wizardliness 7-9 (14-18) Sarcasm	Effect: Sugar Rush (10 Adventures)
Carrot, Cabbage, and Kale Pizza	Buy at the Crimbo Cafe (2011) during Crimbo 2011.	4	7-9 (11-13)	2 (3)	None	Effect: Healthy, Elfy, and Wise (20 Adventures)
diabolic pizza	diabolic pizza cube	3	Variable	Variable	Variable	Adventures, substats, effect and additional benefits vary depending on ingredients used to make it Grants 0 substats and 0 adventures (3 with Pizza Lover) if consumed at Chez Snootée

Notes

• Eating 5 white chocolate and tomato pizzas earns you the Weeping Pizza Trophy.
• Characters with the Pizza Lover skill gain one additional adventure per point of fullness the pizza gives and doubled substats.

History

• Goat cheese pizzas were once given as part of the Level 8 quest. This changed on July 24th, 2012.