The Crimbo Cafe (2007)
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The Crimbo Cafe was located in Crimbo Town (2007) at The Big Mountains:
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Welcome to the Crimbo Cafe! The alien cyborg infestation is sure a drag, isn't it! I keep getting these weird rubber-wearing freaks coming in here, waving their laser cannons around, ordering the weirdest stuff! The whole thing's pretty ho-ho-horrifying!
You're welcome to the food, if you want it, but you'll have to eat what the cyborgs eat. They've assimilated the whole kitchen, and I can't cook anything else! |
Items Sold
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Soylent Red and Green (50 Meat, 3 fullness) 4-5 adventures |
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Disc-Shaped Nutrition Unit (75 Meat, 4 fullness) 6-9 adventures |
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Gingerborg Hive (100 Meat, 5 fullness) 10-15 adventures |
| Crimbo Spirits: | |
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Cyder (50 Meat, 3 drunkenness) 5 adventures |
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Oil Nog (75 Meat, 4 drunkenness) 6-9 adventures |
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Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel (100 Meat, 5 drunkenness) 10-15 adventures |
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Notes
- Like Chez Snootée or The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery, most items are consumed immediately, so ascension path restrictions apply. Boozetafarians and Oxygenarians can't buy food, and Teetotalers and Oxygenarians can't buy booze.
See Also
References
- "Consume Mass Quantities!" was a phrase often uttered by The Coneheads.
