The Tweedleporium

The Tweedleporium

The Tweedleporium is found in The Rabbit Hole.

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As you enter the little shop, two identically-dressed portly young men smile at you and shake each others' hand. "How d'ye do?" says one. "And how d'ye do?" says the other. "Welcome to the Tweedleporium!" "Welcome, welcome, welcome!" "If you have some meat, why not buy something for one of your friends?" "Contrariwise, if you haven't any meat, why not buy something for one of your enemies?"

Items for Sale:
Item:		Price:
	jam (sold out, more tomorrow)
	puff of smoke	100 Meat
	stuffed bandersnatch On Sundays	10,000 Meat
	stuffed caterpillar On Mondays	10,000 Meat
	stuffed walrus On Tuesdays	10,000 Meat
	stuffed carpenter On Wednesdays	10,000 Meat
	stuffed dodo On Thursdays	10,000 Meat
	stuffed porpoise On Fridays	10,000 Meat
	stuffed pocketwatch On Saturdays	10,000 Meat
	insane tophat	20,000 Meat
	helm of the white knight	30,000 Meat
	trousers of the white knight	30,000 Meat
	wristwatch of the white knight	30,000 Meat

Notes

• It is exceedingly unlikely that there will ever be jam for sale on a given day that you go there. Per the White Queen, there is "Jam tomorrow, and jam yesterday, but never jam today."
• Before March 12, 2010

The little shop's door is locked, and a sign on it reads: "If we're open, please enter; contrariwise, if we're closed, please exit."

We didn't quite finish this store up before it became too late to put off the Item-of-the-Month any longer. It won't be long until it's open.

XOXO, Jick and Co.

References

• This location is a reference to the characters Tweedledum and Tweedledee from Alice in Wonderland