White picket fence
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This is a white picket fence. This would look just perfect on your suburban lawn, if you had a suburban lawn.
Type: combat item
Selling Price: 15 Meat.Stops Enemy From Attacking and Restores 14-15 Hit Points
(In-game plural: white picket fences)
Obtained From
- Whitey's Grove
- Don't Fence Me In
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
When Used
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You relax in your imaginary porch swing, watching your imaginary 1.7 children operate their imaginary lemonade stand, while your foe smashes the fence into splinters. Ahhhhhh.
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Notes
- Staggers opponent for one round.
See Also
History
- Prior to May 16, 2012, this was a non-combat usable item.
- Use message with 8 or fewer white picket fences already at your campsite:
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You install [a/another] yard of white picket fence at your campsite. Ideal! |
- Use message with 9 white picket fences already at your campsite:
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You've already got the whole 9 yards of white picket fence at your campsite. |
- Would create white picket fences at your campsite (each fence used would add one to your campsite total, up to a maximum of nine).
- Its item description was: "This is a white picket fence. This would look just perfect at your campsite."
- Prior to June 26, 2007, used to zap into the barbed-wire fence.
References
- The phrase "the whole nine yards" means "everything", and its origins are debated.
- White picket fences are associated with the stereotype of middle-class nuclear families.
Collection
- 🥇: harrytaco (#1066489) - 2,616
- 🥈: Carbon_chicken (#1373957) - 2,027
- 🥉: JCS (#1543390) - 1,274
- #4: mobius1 (#1924497) - 1,209
- #5: Do Not_uhm_I told ya (#693425) - 1,119
- #6: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 577
- #7: Nikademus (#95105) - 497
- #8: Artie Effham (#976900) - 494
- #9: regnad (#585970) - 456
- #10: whizdad (#443313) - 306
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