Don't Fence Me In
You encounter that old rascal Tom, standing near a white picket fence.
"Hey!" says Tom. "Wanna whitewash this here fence for me? It's loads of fun!"
W'at you gwineter do?
| Whitewash the fence |
You spend an hour whitewashing the fence. It isn't fun at all.
Man, you hate that guy. At least it was a decent workout.
| You gain 20-30 Beefiness. |
| Steal the fence |
You wait until Tom wanders off, then you steal the fence. Maybe you can find some way to fence it later. Haw haw.
 | You acquire an item: white picket fence |
| Jump the fence |
- Initially:
You hop over the fence, right into the middle of a White Wedding.
It's a nice day for it. They even give you some cake.
 | You acquire an item: piece of wedding cake |
- Then, first three times per day:
After everybody leaves, you pick up some of the rice they threw at the bride and groom. Somebody should've told them it's traditional to throw uncooked rice...
 | You acquire an item: white rice |
- The fourth through fifth time with a rice bowl equipped:
After everybody leaves, you manage to scrounge a little bit of rice off of the ground. You toss it in your rice bowl for safe keeping.
| You acquire an item: white rice |
- Otherwise:
After everybody leaves, you look around for some rice, but you can't find any.
Occurs at Whitey's Grove.
Notes
- Limited to three drops per day without a rice bowl equipped, with a rice bowl the limit is increased to five drops per day.
References
- The adventure name "Don't Fence Me In" is most likely a reference to the Cole Porter song of the same name, most famously recorded by Bing Crosby.
- "White Wedding" and "It's a nice day for it" in the "Jump the Fence" adventure are references to the song "White Wedding" by Billy Idol.
- The character "Tom" is a reference to the novel The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain; in the opening chapter, Tom tricks some of his friends into whitewashing a fence for him.
- "Maybe you can find some way to fence it later" is a pun on fencing (selling stolen goods).
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Whitey's Grove Choice Adventures | |||||||
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| Don't Fence Me In | The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks | Rapido! | ||||||
| Whitewash the fence | Gain 20-30 Strongness | Show him some moves | Gain 20-30 Roguishness | Steer for the cave | Gain 21-30 Magicalness | |||
| Steal the fence | white picket fence | Show him a good time | 3 boxes of wine | Steer for the trees | 3 jars of white lightning | |||
| Jump the fence | piece of wedding cake and white rice (sometimes) | Show him how easy it is to steal all his stuff | mullet wig | Steer for the laundromat | white collar | |||
