Divine blowout

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divine blowout
divine blowout

If Jesus built a hot rod, could He install tires so durable that even He couldn't pop them? That's an interesting question, but it has nothing to do with this object. This is a party favor plucked from the divine aether, a cardboard tube with a rolled-up paper tube on one end and a cheap plastic reed on the other.

Type: combat item
Cannot be discarded


(In-game plural: divine blowouts)
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Item number: 3120
Description ID: 701715103
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When Used

You sneak up behind your opponent and blast the blowout, simultaneously scaring and papercutting him for X damage. That was pretty sneaky of you!
You gain Y Cheek.

Notes

  • Obtained by summoning a party favor from a Libram of Divine Favors
  • X is equal to buffed Moxie.
  • Y is equal to the square root of X rounded up, but is capped at 23.

References

  • "Jesus Built My Hotrod" is a song from Psalm 69 by Ministry.
  • Blowout is another term for flat tire.

Collection

  • 🥇: adwriter (#119474) - 460,000
  • 🥈: RAbid penGUin (#300612) - 285,992
  • 🥉: Mac_Gyver (#1090676) - 100,000
  • #4: Pastahead (#486552) - 44,097
  • #5: NewTexas (#861595) - 29,986
  • #6: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 16,469
  • #7: the_loath_ranger (#546914) - 14,838
  • #8: dune rune (#2896385) - 13,759
  • #9: Suant_KaliMa (#1491030) - 12,145
  • #10: TQuilla (#2771003) - 10,211

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