Don't Fence Me In

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Don't Fence Me In
Don't Fence Me In

You encounter that old rascal Tom, standing near a white picket fence.

"Hey!" says Tom. "Wanna whitewash this here fence for me? It's loads of fun!"

W'at you gwineter do?


Whitewash the fence

You spend an hour whitewashing the fence. It isn't fun at all.

Man, you hate that guy. At least it was a decent workout.

You gain 30 Beefiness.

Steal the fence

You wait until Tom wanders off, then you steal the fence. Maybe you can find some way to fence it later. Haw haw.

You acquire white picket fences

Jump the fence

You hop over the fence, right into the middle of a White Wedding.

It's a nice day for it. They even give you some cake.

You acquire pieces of wedding cake

Occurs at Whitey's Grove.

References

  • The adventure name "Don't Fence Me In" is most likely a reference to the Cole Porter song of the same name most famously recorded by Bing Crosby.
  • The text "[...] White Wedding" and "It's a nice day for it." in the "Jump the Fence" adventure are references to the song White Wedding by Billy Idol.
  • The character "Tom" is a reference to the novel "Tom Sawyer" by Mark Twain, in which Tom and his friend Huckleberry Finn whitewashed a fence