Dr. Awkward
After some searching, you manage to find Dr. Awkward, skulking in the shadows of the Palindome and fondling the Staff of Fats in a particularly creepy manner. "Hey, you!" you shout. "That fight we had? Yeah, I'm calling a do-over. Get out your best silver platter, 'cause I'm about to serve you your ass on it."
Dr. Awkward sneers and draws his sword. "Go deliver a dare, vile dog."
The Mega Gem glows brightly as you charge at your opponent, shouting your battlecry:
| War, sir, is raw! |
| Egad! No bondage! |
| Eva, can I stack Rod's sad-ass, dork cats in a cave? |
Results
| Dr. Awkward | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 453 |
| Locations | Dr. Awkward's Office |
| Hit Points | 200 |
| Attack | 175 |
| Defense | 157 |
| No-Hit | 185 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | Drowsy Sword |
| Quest | Staff of Fats |
| Pickpocket | fumble formula |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Dr. AwkwardYou don't know much about this evil little bald man wearing wire-rimmed spectacles and a black trenchcoat, other than the fact that he's stolen the Staff of Fats for some nefarious purpose. You figure that's plenty enough reason to beat the hell out of him. Heck, just the fact that he's evil would be reason enough, right?
Hit Message(s):
Dr. Awkward sneers evilly as you stumble directly into the path of his attack.Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Eek!
He pokes you several times with the pointy end of his sword Ouch! Oof!
He ruthelessly beats you down, laughing. "Stab, mow, knife -- ye fink wombats!" he says, whatever that means. Argh!
He growls angrily as you dodge his attack. "Damn a madness! Send a man mad!"
He pokes at you with his sword, but you dodge in a way that's too exciting for me to describe.
Dr. Awkward whips his rapier at you, but you fortuitously stumble out of the way. "Drat such custard!" he shouts, inexplicably.
not known
Dr. Awkward pulls out a small first-aid kit, and quickly patches himself up a bit.
 | You acquire an item: Staff of Fats |
 | You acquire an item: Drowsy Sword |
| You gain 124 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Palindome with the Mega Gem equipped.
References
Dr. Awkward was the winning team in the 2007 MIT Mystery Hunt. An event in which Jick and Company attended (but did not win).
