Dr. Awkward's Office

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Dr. Awkward's Office is located in The Palindome on the right side of the dome, after reading "I Love Me, Vol. I".

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• First visit:

Drawn Onward

• Afterwards, when HP is at 0:

You're too beaten-up to pick a fight right now.

• Afterwards, before reading "2 Love Me, Vol. 2" and before visiting Mr. Alarm's Office:

No, you got your ass pretty comprehensively kicked the last time you went in there. You clearly need to do some preparation first. Maybe that book he dropped will offer some insight.

• After visiting Mr. Alarm's Office, before acquiring the Mega Gem:

You should get that counter-charm from Mr. Alarm before you try fighting Dr. Awkward again.

• After acquiring the Mega Gem, but not having it equipped:

You need to be wearing the Mega Gem if you want to get past Dr. Awkward's clumsiness field.

• With 0 adventures left:

You don't have time to pick a fight right now.

• With the Mega Gem equipped:

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Dr. Awkward (Intro)

War, sir, is raw!: Fight Dr. Awkward. Egad! No bondage!: Fight Dr. Awkward. Eva, can I stack Rod's sad-ass, dork cats in a cave?: Fight Dr. Awkward -- (edit metadata) Item Drops: Drowsy Sword, Staff of Fatsq, fumble formulap Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 175 • Substat Gain: 124 • Moxie for No Hit*: 173-180 Monster Defense: 157 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Part of the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin. Note: A one-time adventure.

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Dr. Aquard -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: dumb mud, Sogg-Os, Staff of Fatsq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: ?? Monster Defense: 165 Hit Points: 260 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ? Note: Part of the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin. Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Replaces Dr. Awkward during a Heavy Rains ascension.

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Jerry Bradford -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Staff of Fatsq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 170 • Substat Gain: 42.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 180 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 0 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: Indeterminate Note: Part of the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin. Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Replaces Dr. Awkward during a Pocket Familiars ascension.

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Travis %belmont% -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: red money bag, Staff of Fatsq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 200 • Substat Gain: 50 • Moxie for No Hit*: ?? Monster Defense: 200 Hit Points: 250 Initiative: 250 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ? Note: Part of the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin. Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Replaces Dr. Awkward during a Dark Gyffte ascension.

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Birdo -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 50 coins, Staff of Fatsq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: ?? Monster Defense: 180 Hit Points: 300 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ? Note: Part of the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin. Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Replaces Dr. Awkward during a Path of the Plumber ascension.

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Tobias J. Saibot -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: robo-batteryq, Staff of Fatsq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: ?? Monster Defense: 160 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ? Note: Part of the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin. Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Replaces Dr. Awkward during a You, Robot ascension.

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Dr. Awkward, who is on fire -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Drowsy Sword, Staff of Fatsq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 175 • Substat Gain: 124 • Moxie for No Hit*: ?? Monster Defense: 157 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: hot, weak against stench and sleaze Note: Part of the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin. Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Replaces Dr. Awkward during a Wildfire ascension.

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suruasaurus -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Staff of Fatsq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 191 • Substat Gain: 47.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: ?? Monster Defense: 181 Hit Points: 272 Initiative: 101 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Part of the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin. Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Replaces Dr. Awkward during a Fall of the Dinosaurs ascension.

• After defeating Dr. Awkward:

Dr. Awkward's office is empty now.