Dr. Awkward (Intro)

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Dr. Awkward
Dr. Awkward

After some searching, you manage to find Dr. Awkward, skulking in the shadows of the Palindome and fondling the Staff of Fats in a particularly creepy manner. "Hey, you!" you shout. "That fight we had? Yeah, I'm calling a do-over. Get out your best silver platter, 'cause I'm about to serve you your ass on it."

Dr. Awkward sneers and draws his sword. "Go deliver a dare, vile dog."

The Mega Gem glows brightly as you charge at your opponent, shouting your battlecry:

War, sir, is raw!
Egad! No bondage!
Eva, can I stack Rod's sad-ass, dork cats in a cave?

Occurs in Dr. Awkward's Office with the Mega Gem equipped. Occurred at The Palindome (OLD) with the Mega Gem equipped.

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