Birdo

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Birdo
Monster ID 2168
Locations Dr. Awkward's Office, as a Plumber
Hit Points 300
Attack 180
Defense 180
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance ?
Monster Parts head, arm, torso, tail, leg
Drops 50 coins
Quest Staff of Fats
Manuel Entry
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Birdo You're fighting Birdo

You hear a pained "Aaaaa!" from behind you, and turn around to see a large lizard or newt or something -- definitely not a bird -- jumping up and down on Dr. Awkward's back.

She gives you a long-lashed wink, adjusts her big red bow (she has no hair, what is it tied to?), and inhales deeply. Uh-oh.

Hit Message(s):

She HORKs a large egg at you out of her mouth. The yolk and shell miss you somehow, but the white gets all down the back of your shirt. Blech. Argh! Ow! Ooh! Oof! Ouch! (sleaze damage)

She HORKs a large egg at you out of her mouth. It splatters on the ground behind you. The stench! Ooh! Argh! Ooh! Argh! Ooh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

She HORKs a large egg at you out of her mouth, which has a terrible impact on both your body and mind. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

She HORKs a large egg at you out of her mouth, but you just jump onto it and ride it to the edge of the screen. Whee!

She HORKs a large egg at you out of her mouth, but you block it with a frying pan you find on the ground.

Fumble Message:

She HORKs a large egg at you out of her mouth, but you just jump onto it and ride it to the edge of the screen. Whee! (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

You find a huge cache of coins!

You acquire 50 coins
You acquire an item: Staff of Fats (100% chance)*

Occurs in Dr. Awkward's Office with the Mega Gem equipped in a Path of the Plumber run.