Dungeon Fist!

You drop your token into the Dungeon Fist! machine, and push "1P". Mysterious (yet oddly peppy) organ music fills your ears as your vision wobbles, wavers, and finally goes black.
After an unknown amount of time, you start to be able to make out dim shapes again. It seems that you haven't been knocked unconscious as you thought at first, merely transported someplace very dark, and your vision is slowly adjusting to the lack of light. As you cautiously (and near-blindly) explore your surroundings, your hand encounters a cold stone wall. Feeling around it, you find a large torch in a sconce, which you take and manage to get alight.
You find yourself in some kind of underground dungeon. It's a pretty nice one, actually, as dungeons go -- the floor is neatly laid out with diamond-shaped flagstones, and while you can't imagine where the builders found the bright blue bricks for the walls, they can't have been cheap.
Just as you are noticing your extremely muscular, burly physique, bright red loincloth, and battle-axe, a voice shouts
WELCOME, RED WARRIOR!
out of nowhere. What the hell? Is this one of those arena-dungeons where evil rich merchants throw unsuspecting adventurers, to watch them fight monsters and bet on how long they'll survive? Man, you never get invited to those sort of parties. They probably have really great food at those parties, too. Your stomach rumbles, making you wonder when you last ate something. Oog.
Oh well, better start looking for a way out of here. The room appears to have three exits, to the west, north, and east.
Go North |
Go East |
Go West |
Quit |
Notes
- The Dungeon Fist! machine is in The Game Grid Arcade.
- Game play continues until you quit, exit the map, or starve to death, at which point your score is revealed.