Edwing Abbidriel
| Edwing Abbidriel | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 903 |
| Locations | Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009) |
| Hit Points | scales |
| Attack | scales |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | Indeterminate |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | Indeterminate |
| Elements | Indeterminate |
| Resistance | Indeterminate |
| Monster Parts | Indeterminate |
| Drops | |
| Quest | elf resistance button |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Edwing AbbidrielThis elf is clearly off of his hobby horse. He's beyond the wall of sanity, making a fool's progress through a hidden canyon instead of taking the journey home. Clearly, years of desert solitaire have left him a voice crying in the wilderness.
Also, Hayduke lives!
Hit Message(s):
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He says, "I'm not the bad guy here, man. Think about it. How many kneecaps have I broken? How many has the Don?"
He says, "just hold on a second, and let me tell you what the Don's up to. You're getting played like a violin, here!"
He says, "so you're absolutely sure that the most violent, morally bankrupt group of flightless waterfowl in the Kingdom is just trying to put a smile on children's faces?"
He says, "think about it, man. The Don isn't interested in bringing joy -- he's interested in lining his feathery pockets!"
He says, "think about it, man. When has the Don ever done anything that wasn't ultimately for his profit?"
He says, "think about it, man. All The Penguin Mafia wants is for everyone to have a happy Crimbo? Does that make any kind of sense to you?"
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| Edwing falls to his knees... |
Occurs at the Crimbo Town Toy Factory.
