El Vibrato Megadrone (familiar)
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| El Vibrato Megadrone |
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| Strange ancient magic, or is it technology? It's probably both. |
Ability: Attacks; Delevels; heals at the end of combat; increases weapon damage; or prevents the opponent from attacking, depending on function selected with El Vibrato punchcards
Hatchling: 
El Vibrato Megadrone
Familiar-Specific Equipment: N/A
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Ultimate Cage Match | Scavenger Hunt | Obstacle Course | Hide and Seek |
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 Cannot breathe underwater
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Combat Messages
- During combat, if no punchcard has been inserted:
- <Name> floats around in circles, endlessly repeating "NO BEFUNO BUGACHA."
- During combat, when programmed to ATTACK:
- <Name> says "TAFU: <opponent> BUGACHA, BEBU GACHOKUZ FUCHANOKCHA." as it fires a beam of energy at your opponent, dealing X damage.
- At end of combat, when programmed to REPAIR:
- <name> says "KROKUZ NOKZAKPAAN GACHOKUZ FUCHANOKCHA." translated "ORGANIC RECOMPOSITION PROTOCOL INITIALIZING." It presses itself against your head, and your whole body feels warm.
You gain X hit points.
- During combat, when programmed to BUFF:
- <name> says "TAFU: <weapon> BUGACHA. SOM GACHOKUZ FUCHANOKCHA." as a beam of energy arcs out of it and into your <weapon>.
- During combat, when programmed to MODIFY:
- <Name> says "TAFU: <opponent> BUGACHA, FUZEVEZEVECHO GACHOKUZ FUCHANOKCHA." as it performs a series of painful-looking body modifications on your opponent. He comes out of it looking a little worse for wear.
- During combat, when programmed to BUILD:
- <Name> says "FUAN GACHOKUZ FUCHANOKCHA" as it sweeps back and forth in front of your opponent, building a wall out of thin air. Your opponent has to walk around it, and doesn't have time to attack you.
- With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
- You can see a bright blue glow coming from beneath the brim of the Tam O'Shatner.
- With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
- <Name> glides in circles around the maypole, leading you to wonder whether neutrons are important to its operation.
- With wax lips equipped:
- The bright blue glow shining through <Name>'s wax lips makes everything look purple.
Notes
- Having this familiar as your active familiar puts an [insert into the drone] link under each of the "command" El Vibrato punchcards in your inventory (115, 97, 129, 165, and 213). Inserting a card selects a function, clearing out any previously selected function.
- When inserting an ATTACK punchcard:
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| You slide the punchcard into a slot in <name>. A voice emerges: "BEFUNO GABECHA: BEBU." |
- When inserting a REPAIR punchcard:
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| You slide the punchcard into a slot in <name>. A voice emerges: "BEFUNO GABECHA: TAGA." |
- When inserting a BUFF punchcard:
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| You slide the punchcard into a slot in <name>. A voice emerges: "BEFUNO GABECHA: SOM." |
- When inserting a BUILD punchcard:
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| You slide the punchcard into a slot in <name>. A voice emerges: "BEFUNO GABECHA: FUAN." |
- When inserting a MODIFY punchcard:
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| You slide the punchcard into a slot in <name>. A voice emerges: "BEFUNO GABECHA: FUKRO." |
- The Megadrone's selected function is cleared on ascension.
- When set to attack, will attack 50% of the time for int(X/2)+1 to X+2 in damage, where X is the familiar's weight.
- The "Buff" effect occurs some of the time while attacking. It appears to increase damage.
- The "Build" effect prevents the opponent from attacking that round.
- The "Modify" effect appears to delevel occasionally each combat round
- This familiar can have as much as 100 pounds added to it through the El Vibrato helmet.
- This is one of 10 familiars that are animated. The other 9 are: Cheshire Bat, Coffee Pixie, Attention-Deficit Demon, Cymbal-Playing Monkey, Jitterbug, Nervous Tick, Hunchbacked Minion, Astral Badger, Casagnova Gnome.
References
- The lines of the haiku refer to Clarke's third law, stating that "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
