Emo Squid
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| Life is so hard for This weeping cephalopod. Nobody loves him. |
Ability: Combines the properties of a Levitating Potato and a Barrrnacle
Familiar-Specific Equipment: 
gazing shoes
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Ultimate Cage Match | Scavenger Hunt | Obstacle Course | Hide and Seek |
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*Hover for details
 Cannot breathe underwater
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Combat Messages
- Regular messages:
- <name> writes the lyrics to a sad, sad song on the ground with his ink. Your opponent reads it and gets depressed.
- <name> wraps your opponent up in his tentacles, preventing him from attacking you. He also mentions some band you've never heard of, and that he himself probably doesn't even listen to.
- <name> wraps his tentacles around your opponent and begins weeping, preventing him from attacking.
- <name> whines to your opponent about his ex-girlfriend, depressing him... Sigh.
- With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
- <name> asks your opponent if he can bum some Meat.
- With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
- <name> stands in front of the maypole absolutely motionless, then cries some silent tears. I guess that's how Emo Squids dance.
- With wax lips equipped:
- <name> smiles brightly with his wax lips, but the pain inside still seethes and burns. <name> begins to sob.
Arena Messages
- None - familiar has no weaknesses.
Notes
- Was available in the Mr. Store in on April 1, 2005, but replaced by the Personal Raincloud on April 2nd.
References
- "Emo Squid" is a play on the term "Emo Kid", used to describe a fashion or subculture which is usually defined to have roots in punk fashion and subculture, as well as some attributes of gothic fashion and subculture.
- All combat messages parody the stereotypical behavior and lifestyle elements of this subculture.
- The emo squid could also be a reference to Back to Reality, a Red Dwarf episode featuring the Despair Squid, which kills people by squirting its ink on them, causing them to become suicidally depressed.
