Fantasy forest faerie
| Fantasy forest faerie | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2062 |
| Locations | The Mystic Wood |
| Hit Points | 90 |
| Attack | 120 |
| Defense | 120 |
| Initiative | 300 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso, wing |
| Drops | Rubee™ |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a fantasy forest faerie"Tee-hee-hee! Another invader has violated the sanctity of our forest!" You look around, but don't see anything. "Up here, dummy!"
You look up, and see a high school girl with long sparkly blonde hair and a glittery dress with butterfly wings on the back. She's strapped into a harness hanging from a wire-and-pulley rig, swinging (not exactly gracefully) around in circles above your head. "Who are you?" you ask.
"I'm one of the beautiful forest faeries who protect our lands from invaders like you! Tee-hee-hee! You'll never be able to catch me!" Then she shoots you a steely glare. "And if you try to look up my dress, I'll friggin' destroy you."
"Die, invader! Tee-hee-hee!" The forest faerie sails past on her wire harness and hucks a rock at your head.
"Aw, cut it out!" you complain. "That isn't fair!"
"Fair? Well I wanted to play the Queen, but Monica has bigger tits so I guess life isn't fair!" She pitches another rock at you with a scowl.
"Tee-hee-hee! Another invader has -- oh, it's actually the same one again," the forest fairy says from above you.
"Uh, forsooth!" you say. "I am but an innocent traveller passing through these lands on my way to, uh, the next kingdom? And I mean you no harm!"
"Ha ha, nice try," she says. "I still get to huck rocks at you."
You round a corner in the path and encounter the forest faerie -- at least, the dress is the same, but this girl has short dark hair in -- ironically? -- a pixie cut. She's leaning against a tree and smoking a clove cigarette. "Ugh," she sighs when she sees you. "If you want to fight, you'll have to wait. I'm on break."
"It's cool, I'm not in a rush," you say. "You like this job?"
"Eh. The pay sucks, but at least it isn't boring. And it counts as an internship on college applications." She finishes her smoke, then takes the long blonde wig and a bottle of Dramamine out of her shoulder bag. "Okay Jimmy," she calls out. "Take me up!"
"Tee-hee-hee! -- oh, hey," the forest faerie says. "You're still here?"
"What can I say?" you reply. "I'm a glutton for punishment in a long blonde wig, I guess."
"Don't be a perv," she admonishes with a smirk. "I have special pointy rocks for pervs."
"Ha ha, sorry."
Hit Message(s):
"Eat faerie magic!" the faerie crows as a rock bounces off your <bung>. Ow! Eek! Oof! Oof!
You get beaned in the <bung> by a lobbed rock. "Pow!" the faerie giggles. Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Ow!
A rock bounces off your head, and you see stars. Hmm, I guess that's kind of like magic. Eek! Oof! Ugh! Oof!
She winds up and fastballs a rock directly at your <bung>. "Ooh, that one looked like it stung," she says. "Tee-hee-hee!" Ugh! Oof! Ouch! Argh!
"Aren't faeries supposed to use magic?" you ask as a rock goes flying past your head. "They're magic rocks, duh," she replies.
She throws a rock at you, but it's way off. She looks pretty dizzy.
You manage to duck the rock the faerie throws at you. "Hold still! It's really hard to aim while I'm swinging around like this," she complains.
She yells for the stagehands to stop swinging her in circles so much or else she's gonna puke. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Rubee™ (% chance)* |
Occurs at The Mystic Wood.
Notes
- Evades all normal attacks, both melee and ranged:
- A stagehand hauls on a cable, and she flies out of reach of your attack.
- Can be hit by passive damage such Groll doll
- Can be hit by combat items
- Can be hit by skills that deal damage
- This monster cannot be wished for.
