Fat stacks of cash
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fat stacks of cash
These are some fat stacks of cash. Too bad you can't spend cash in the Kingdom of Loathing.
Oh well. Maybe somebody else can use it for something.
Type: combat item (reusable)
Selling Price: 150 Meat.
(In-game plural: fat stacks of fat stacks of cash)
Obtained From
When Used
- Against the penguins at the Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory:
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| You hold out your fat stacks of cash to the penguin. He looks around to make sure nobody is watching.
"Yeah, I suppose the boss wouldn't notice if just one of these crates went missing..." he says. "One of what crates?" you reply. "Exactly." says the penguin, as he waddles off.
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- Against a Copperhead Club bartender:
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| The bartender takes the cash, and his expression softens for a minute. He's apparently not used to tips this big.
"Boy, thanks," he says. "You wouldn't believe the clientele around here. If they're not shooting you, they're ordering drinks that don't exist, like <drink name>. can[sic] you believe it? They didn't teach me how to make <drink name> in bartending school, I'll tell you that for sure." A moment later he remembers that he's still in combat with you, and starts being aggressive again. |
- Otherwise:
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| You wave the fat stacks of cash in front of your opponent's face. He is unimpressed. |
Notes
- On its first use per day, the penguin would always drop a sturdy Crimbo crate. On the second and third uses, the penguin would drop a dusty Crimbo crate, and all other uses would give battered Crimbo Crates.
- Not consumed on use against monsters other than Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory penguins.
- The penguins in Don Crimbo's Compound wouldn't take the bribe either.
- Since this item can be reused indefinitely and wastes a turn in combat, it's one of the most popular items in conjunction with the Star Starfish Trick.
Collection
- 🥇: theLRM jr (#1665214) - 575,507
- 🥈: Flatt U Lance (#252058) - 519,005
- 🥉: WARriorer (#1634187) - 363,000
- #4: Dysis (#1878613) - 302,309
- #5: slifty (#1740367) - 245,140
- #6: Atoya (#1884174) - 242,905
- #7: The Patron Saint of Depravity (#1581073) - 169,418
- #8: Goldman Sachs (#2611322) - 166,823
- #9: Lynnielily (#1779924) - 142,849
- #10: Kbpikachu (#2188201) - 141,537
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