Foreseeing Peril

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Foreseeing Peril

You can foresee peril X more times today.

Foresee peril for
Player name or Id
Foresee

You gaze into your Peridot and foresee a horrible future for <player>. You send them a message to alert them.

I have been given a vision of the future, and in that vision you have an encounter with something. Something... appealing.
You acquire an item: banana

or:

In the future, you will need to learn how to protect yourself from an attacker armed with a banana! The trick will be to disarm them, like so:
You acquire an item: banana

or:

I have seen a future in which you go on youtube and watch the documentary "The History of Slipping on Banana Peels", by Jon Bois. This isn't a joke, it's super good.
You acquire an item: banana

or:

I foresee that, sometime in the near future, you will be unable to hear anyone, because you will have a banana in your ear. This banana.
You acquire an item: banana

or:

I foresee a future where you fall into a giant ice cream sundae.
You acquire an item: cherry

or:

I have seen your future, and you fate will not be pretty. Only your pleas will be pretty, because of this cherry on top.
You acquire an item: cherry

or:

I had a premonition where something happened to you in France. I don't know what. Really I just needed the excuse to say mon chéri.
You acquire an item: cherry

or:

???
You acquire an item: cherry

or:

I have had an omen of a terrible future, a future filled with raisins! Fortunately, you've got some time.
You acquire an item: grapes

or:

The future shows me that you may soon find yourself choking on an uncut grape. Maybe consider chewing.
You acquire an item: grapes

or:

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You acquire an item: grapes

or:

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You acquire an item: grapes

or:

I have foreseen a terrible thing from the past! Wait, I guess that's just remembering. Anyway I remembered that terrible internet thing with the annoying orange. God, I hated it so much.
You acquire an item: orange

or:

I have forseen your death! You will die of a heart attack while entertaining your grandson with orange-peel monster teeth. So, I dunno, maybe don't do that.
You acquire an item: orange

or:

I foresee a future where jokes are being written about fruit, and someone arrives on the job late and is a little bummed that someone else has already done the "orange you glad" one.
You acquire an item: orange

or:

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You acquire an item: orange

or:

I have foreseen a terrible future where you stand accused of buying and murdering fruit, and are forced to face a jury of your... pears.
You acquire an item: pear

or:

I foresee a possible future where your life is filled with peril and strife. No, actually pears and strife. That's not so bad!
You acquire an item: pear

or:

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You acquire an item: pear

or:

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You acquire an item: pear

Occurs after using the [foresee peril] link on the Peridot of Peril.

Notes

  • X resets to 3 each day.
  • Target player receives a message in their inbox with the foreseen peril and attached fruit.
    • Message is prefaced with "<Your Player Name> has foreseen peril in your future!"