Fruit Golem

It pelts you with a barrage of apples. Looks like an apple a day keeps the doctor in business. Ooh! Argh! Ow! Ouch!

It throws a mango at you, hitting you right in the <throat>. Eek! Ooh! Argh! Ow!

It winds up to throw a coconut at you, but slips on a banana peel and misses. Irony!

It throws a mango at you, but you move aside and let the mango through.

It tries to hit you with a grapefruit, but misses, because a grapefruit is neither a grape nor a fruit. Either that or because you dodged.

You acquire cherries

You acquire oranges

You acquire limes

You gain 11-12 <substat>.

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Occurs at Menagerie Level 1.

References

• The line "They don't call it a Fruity Golem because they don't like internal bleeding" could be a reference to how victims of internal bleeding often have fruity-smelling breath.
• The second missed attack is a reference to the Soul Coughing song "Super Bon Bon," which contains the line "Move aside, and let the man go through."
• The successful hit combat message is a reference to the quote "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."