Fruit Golem
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It throws a mango at you, hitting you right in the <groin>. Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Eek!
It whacks you with a grapefruit, leaving a grapefruit-sized bruise on your <groin>. Ooh! Ow! Oof!
It winds up to throw a coconut at you, but slips on a banana peel and misses. Irony!
It throws a mango at you, but you move aside and let the mango through.
It tries to hit you with a grapefruit, but misses, because a grapefruit is neither a grape nor a fruit. Either that or because you dodged.
It hits you with a barrage of grapes. They let out a little whine as they fly through the air, but don't really hurt when they hit.
 | You acquire 16.5% chance cherries |
 | You acquire 14.8% chance oranges |
 | You acquire 15.6% chance limes |
Occurs at Menagerie Level 1.
References
- The second missed attack is a reference to the Soul Coughing song "Super Bon Bon," which contains the line "Move aside, and let the man go through."
- The successful hit combat message is a reference to the quote "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
