Fruit Golem

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It pelts you with a barrage of apples. Looks like an apple a day keeps the doctor in business. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ow!

It throws a mango at you, hitting you right in the <eye>. Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Ugh!

It whacks you with a grapefruit, leaving a grapefruit-sized bruise on your <eye>. Ouch! Ow! Ooh!


It winds up to throw a coconut at you, but slips on a banana peel and misses. Irony!

It throws a mango at you, but you move aside and let the mango through.

It tries to hit you with a grapefruit, but misses, because a grapefruit is neither a grape nor a fruit. Either that or because you dodged.

It hits you with a barrage of grapes. They let out a little whine as they fly through the air, but don't really hurt when they hit.


You acquire 16.5% chance cherries
You acquire 14.8% chance oranges
You acquire 15.6% chance limes
You gain 11-12 <substat>.

Occurs at Menagerie Level 1.

References

  • The second missed attack is a reference to the Soul Coughing song "Super Bon Bon," which contains the line "Move aside, and let the man go through."
  • The successful hit combat message is a reference to the quote "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."