Fry
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Fry
Type: Combat SpellMP Cost: 20
Jarlsberg's skill with oil-based cooking was the stuff of legend -- religious wars were fought over the minutiae of his various methods.
| Source: | Jarlsberg's Gate |
| Price: | N/A |
| Class: | Avatar of Jarlsberg |
| Level: | Path of Breakfast 4 |
| Effect: | Deals a Lot of sleaze damage. |
| When Used: |
| You reach with your mind into the ancient and disgusting mini-fridge in the frat house, find some moldy onion rings within, and conjur[sic] them to hurl at your opponent for 86-95 damage.
A kid on a tricycle riding by throws a candy bar at your opponent. You deep-fry it in mid-air, rendering it inedible and making it leave a stain for X damage. You reach with your mind to the grease trap under the skeaziest fry pit in all of Loathing, grab a congealed wad of nastiness from it, and hurl it at him for X damage. You sling a wad of grease from the first bacon ever fried, greasing it for X damage. You reach back through time and space and summon up a mass of congealed grease from an ancient batch of deep-fried mozzarella sticks. It lands on your foe with a moist squelch, dealing X damage. You reach through time and space to the cheapest sausage ever sold by a crooked sausage vendor (Self-Decapitating Nick, it turns out) and fling some of the grease at your opponent for X damage. |
Notes
- Allows the creation of consummate fried egg, consummate bacon, and consummate french fries in Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen.
References
- "Self-Decapitating Nick," the person who sold "the cheapest sausage ever sold by a crooked sausage vendor," is a man you can meet in the distant future in the A Diseased Procurer adventure in Seaside Megalopolis. He will be selling grilled rats on sticks.
- Further, Nick is a reference to Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, a similarly sketchy street vendor in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. Dibbler's chief stock in trade is, unsurprisingly, sausages.
