Fuzzy Dice

Fuzzy Dice

Groovy plushness, but
What does it do? Better ask
"What doesn't it do?"

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Mostly attacks enemies, but sometimes attacks you, gives you meat, HP, or MP, or keeps enemies from attacking.

Hatchling: fuzzy dice

Familiar equipment: meatcar model

The Cake-Shaped Arena weakness: (none)

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

<name> begins to roll.

Snake Eyes! <name> turns into a snake and attacks your opponent for (dice's weight) damage.

Snake Eyes! <name> turns into a snake and attacks you for (dice's weight) damage.

Three. <name> begins to glow with an unearthly blue light.

You gain (dice's weight) Mana Points.

Four. <name> grows a coating of nasty-looking spikes, and slams into your opponent for (dice's weight) damage.

Five. <name> glares at your opponent menacingly. A calm fills the air.

Six. <name> rolls up next to you and soothes some of your wounds.

You gain some (dice's weight) hit points.

Seven. <name> twitches for a little while, but does nothing interesting.

Eight. <name> forgets what eight was for, and does nothing.

Nine. <name> trips your opponent. Trippy.

Ten. <name> loans you 10 Meat.

You gain 10 Meat.

Eleven. <name> bashes into your opponent, doing some (twice its weight) damage. It's ridiculous. It's not even funny.

Boxcars! <name> turns into a box of cars, and they all run over you.

You lose (dice's weight) hit points.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

<name> finally remembers what eight is for. It's for rifling your slain foe's pockets.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

<name> swings around the maypole on his string, careful to not get gravy on his fuzz.

• With wax lips equipped:

<name> grins with his wax lips. How he manages to roll with the wax lips stuck on one side, we don't know.

References

• The results for eight are a reference to the song "Kiss Off" by the Violent Femmes, which features the lyric "8, 8, I forgot what 8 was for".