GOTO
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A GOTO is a programming language instruction designed to shunt the program to a different part of the code. You don't know where this particular one directs to, or what will happen if you use it on a physical creature, or how any of this is even the slightest bit possible, but it might be fun to find out.
Type: combat item
Selling Price: 50 Meat.
(In-game plural: GOTO statements)
Obtained From
When Used
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You hurl the GOTO at your opponent, who vanishes with an electronic squelch. You then feel a tap on your shoulder, and turn around to see it standing behind you, looking confused and annoyed. |
or
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You hurl the GOTO at your opponent, who vanishes with an electronic squelch. Hopefully the subroutine you sent them to is somewhere far away. |
Notes
- Stuns the opponent for one round.
or
- Allows you to run away from your opponent. An adventure is not consumed.
- The free runaway effect appears to occur randomly, between 1/3 and 1/4 of the time.
- Used by Subject 37 to escape from Cobb's Knob Menagerie.
See Also
Collection
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