Got Milk
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Got Milk
burp Man, this stuff urp works really well, but belch the heartburn is burp terrible.
You like food; food tastes good.
Obtained From
- milk of magnesium (5/10/15 Adventures)
Adventure Gains
| Raw Food Adventures |
Bonus Milk Adventures |
|---|---|
| 0-4 | +1 |
| 5-7 | +2 |
| 8-10 | +3 |
| 11+ | +4 |
Adventure Gains for Common Foods
Here is the final Adventure/Fullness yield for some common food under Got Milk (but neglecting any Opossum or other bonus):
| Food | Adv/Fullness Yield |
|---|---|
| fortune cookie | 2 adv/full |
| hot wing | 2.5 adv/full |
| lemon/strawberry/flower petal pie | 2.67 adv/full |
| boring spaghetti | 3.33 adv/full |
| White Citadel burger | 1.75 - 3.36 adv/full (takes 7 days of burgers to reach max adv) |
| spicy noodles | 4 adv/full |
| bunch of square grapes | 4.25 adv/full |
| reagent pasta | 4.83 adv/full |
| peach/pear/Crimbo pie | 4.86 adv/full |
| key lime pie | 5 adv/full |
| handful of nuts and berries | 5.66 adv/full |
| Knoll lo mein/spooky lo mein | 5.38 adv/full |
| hi mein/chow mein | 5.8 adv/full |
| tofu chow mein | 6.33 adv/full |
| knob pasty | 8.5 adv/full |
Notes
- Gives bonus 1-4 adventures when eating food, depending on the quality. See the above tables for more information.
- See this forum thread for information.
- Milk of magnesium gives 10-20 adventures per day and accounts for most of the difference between high-value foods on this list. Presumably, the effect of The Opossum has a similar distribution.
- See Best Foods With Got Milk (adventures) for a full list of food per adventure with this effect.
- The effects of munchies pills and milk are not independent. Munchies happens first, then milk works on the munchies-modified food. So, if you're under both effects, then this is what happens:
| Raw Food Adventures |
Bonus Munchies + Milk Adventures |
|---|---|
| 1 | +4 |
| 2 | +5 |
| 3 | +5 |
| 4 | +4 |
| 5 | +4 |
| 6 | +5 |
| 7 | +4 |
| 8 | +4 |
| 9 | +4 |
| 10+ | +5 |
- See consumables for more details.
References
- The effect text is a reference to the 17-second song "I Like Food" by The Descendents, from their 1981 Fat EP:
- I like food, food tastes good!
- I like food, food tastes good!
- Juicy burgers, greasy fries,
- Turkey legs and raw fish eyes
- Teenage girls, with ketchup too!
- Get out of my way, or I'll eat you
- I like food, food tastes good!
- I like food, food tastes good!
- I'm going to turn dining
- back into eating
- I like food, food tastes good!
- I like food, food tastes good!
- The name of this effect is a reference to the long-running "Got Milk?" advertisement campaign in the US.
- As stated in the milk of magnesium entry, the real Milk of Magnesia is intended to quell heartburn.
- The "terrible heartburn" that the flavor text alludes to is due to the reaction of magnesium with water and/or stomach acid.
