Government scientist
| Government scientist | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1633 |
| Locations | The Secret Government Laboratory |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 200 |
| Defense | 200 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | experimental serum G-9, heavy-duty clipboard, battery-powered drill |
| Manuel | grimy lab coat |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a government scientistAs you walk into one of the little laboratories in the building, you see a scientist hunched over a microscope, peering into it intently. You cough to announce your presence, and she spins around. You're relieved to not see madness in her eyes--then less relieved when you see that's because one eye has been replaced with a complex and grotesque array of circuitry. There's plenty of madness in the one remaining eye, actually, now that you look at it. You notice her hair is matted and grimy, and there are curious stains on her lab coat.
She holds a finger up to her lips, which are twitching unpleasantly, and while she does that her other hand grips the microscope and prepares to hurl it at you.
Hit Message(s):
She lights a bunsen burner and ignites your throat with it. Ow! Ow! Argh! Eek! Oof! Ugh! Ooh!
She swabs you with a deadly pathogen. You vomit profusely. Ow! Ooh! Oof! Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Ow!
She breaks the top off an Erlenmeyer flask and slashes you with it. Argh! Oof! Argh!
She whips microscope slides at you like tiny glass shuriken. Yeowch! Oof! Ooh! Oof!
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She gestures to the microscope and to your crotch. You feel like you should be offended, but you laugh it off.
She slashes at you with a broken Erlenmeyer flask, but you dodge.
She whips a broken petri dish at you, but the amoebae living in there unbalance its flight and she misses.
She opens her mouth in a silent scream. The lights in the room start to blink on and off, and all the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end. Before she can unleash telekinetic hell, though, she has a coughing fit and has to stop. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 23−27 Meat |
 | You acquire an item: experimental serum G-9 (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: heavy-duty clipboard (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: battery-powered drill (% chance)* |
Occurs at The Secret Government Laboratory.
