Grave rober

You're fighting a grave rober

This is a grave rober. He steals things from graves. Well, mostly from the people in the graves.

He bangs you in the throat with his spade. You now have pain in spades. Argh! Ouch!

He hits you in the solar plexus with his spade. And his club. And his heart. And his diamond. Oof! Ooh!

He tries to hit you with his spade, but you dodge it. Ace!

He tries to hit you with his spade, but you tell him you heart him and that throws him off.

You acquire an item: dead guy's watch

You acquire an item: grave robbing shovel

You gain 5 Beefiness.

You gain 2 Roguishness.

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Occurs at The Misspelled Cemetary.

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Reference

Just if anyone doesn't know, his attack statement is a play of words on a deck of cards.