Grave rober
From A KoL Wiki
He reaches over and steals a big hunk of your hair. I mean, hair is dead, after all. Argh! Ouch! Argh!
He knocks you against a tombstone. You get pepperoni in your hair. Ow! Ugh! Argh!
He hits you in the <elbow> with his spade. And his club. And his heart. And his diamond. Ouch! Ugh!
He tries to hit you with his spade, but you dodge it. Ace!
He tries to steal your <elbow>, but realizes you're not dead.
He tries to hit you with his spade, but you tell him you heart him and that throws him off.
He tries to knock you against a tombstone, but you're not his huckleberry.
 | You acquire 4.9% chance dead guys' watches |
 | You acquire ?.?% chance grave robbing shovels |
 | You acquire 3.3% chance coffin lids |
 | You acquire ?.?% chance bundles of shysterweed |
Occurs at The Misspelled Cemetary.
References
- Hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades are the suits while an ace is a face value in a deck of cards.
- "...you're not his huckleberry" refers to a line spoken by Doc Holliday in the 1993 Revisionist Western, Tombstone.
- The hit message with "pepperoni in your hair" is a reference to Tombstone frozen pizzas.
