Grave rober

He bangs you in the <bung> with his spade. You now have pain in spades. Argh! Ow!

He reaches over and steals a big hunk of your hair. I mean, hair is dead, after all. Ow! Ouch! Ow!

He knocks you against a tombstone. You get pepperoni in your hair. Ooh! Argh! Ugh!

He hits you in the <bung> with his spade. And his club. And his heart. And his diamond. Oof! Ow!

He tries to hit you with his spade, but you dodge it. Ace!

He tries to steal your <bung>, but realizes you're not dead.

He tries to hit you with his spade, but you tell him you heart him and that throws him off.

He tries to knock you against a tombstone, but you're not his huckleberry.

He starts to spin around rapidly, holding his bag and spade for a double-fisted strike! Fortunately, all that spinning makes him dizzy and he falls into one of the graves he's just dug up. Up which he has just dug.

You acquire an item: dead guy's watch (4.9% chance)*

You acquire an item: grave robbing shovel (?.?% chance)*

You acquire an item: coffin lid (3.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: shysterweed (?.?% chance)*

You gain 4 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Misspelled Cemetary.

Notes

• Shysterweed will not drop unless you have received Doc Galaktik's Quest for Herbs.

References

• Hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades are the suits while an ace is a face value in a deck of cards.
• "...you're not his huckleberry" refers to a line spoken by Doc Holliday in the 1993 Revisionist Western, Tombstone.
• The hit message with "pepperoni in your hair" is a reference to Tombstone frozen pizzas.