Angry cavebugbear

Angry cavebugbear
Monster ID	1183
Locations	Galley
Hit Points	300
Attack	220
Defense	211
Initiative	25
Meat	None
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso, tail
Drops	None
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a angry cavebugbear

This bugbear was not the most evolved specimen, to begin with. I mean, he wasn't exactly gushing over the subtle notes of oak and salted caramel at a wine tasting. And since he was put on the neanderbear diet, he's gotten even less syllabic and more aggro.

Hit Message(s):

He punches you in the face. Seriously, he just straight-up punches you right in the face. What a jerk. Argh! Oof! Ow! Oof! Ow!

He invents a big stone wheel, then rolls it over you.Ouch! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Ouch!

He invents fire, then burns you with it.Eek! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Eek!

He hits you with a club. It's not a very subtle attack, but he *is* a cavebugbear, after all.Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Ooh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He invents fire, then just stands there going, "fire![sic] I have made fire!"

He invents the wheel. He seems so proud of himself that you can't bring yourself to tell him it's already been invented.

He swings a club at you, but misses. He probably should have used the nine iron instead of the three wood.

He tries to punch you in the face, but misses. What a maroon.

Fumble Message:

He races toward you, but you find a lighter and spark it. "Fire bad. . . but fire pretty. . ." the cavebugbear says. "Fire ANGRY!" you shout, thrusting the lighter at him. He backs off for a round. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

Upon Defeat:

The cave bugbear explodes in a puff of violence pheromones, enraging all the other nearby bugbear cavemen!

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Occurs in the Galley.

Notes

• This monster gets very very angry. When an angry bugbear is defeated, one instance of the word 'very' is added to the name of this monster, and this monster gains attack and defense commensurate with its rage.
• If you use a pacification grenade against this monster, you receive this result:

You toss the grenade, which bounces off the caveman's ridged brow and into a nearby ventilation duct. Once it goes off, it fills the whole room with gas, calming down your opponent and all of the other cavemen. Monster attack power reduced by X Monster defense reduced by Y

• This resets the rage of the cavebugbears back to the base level, and removes the 'very's from the name of this monster.
• However, fighting more aggressive bugbears will cause you to finish the zone faster.