Heimandatz, Nacho Golem

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Heimandatz, Nacho Golem You're fighting Heimandatz, Nacho Golem

You find your path blocked by... well, you're not sure what it is, exactly, but it's pretty gross. It appears to be a giant pile of thin triangular shards of something, coated with a viscous, bright orange sludge. You know, actually, it looks just like the world's largest pile of nasty truck-stop nachos...

Oh. Uh-oh.

The pile begins to quiver, and then quake. The chips begin to slide across each other and link edge to edge, glued in place by the "cheez" that oozes between the cracks. You stand transfixed in awe as the mass of nachos reconfigures itself into that horrible eight-foot tall humanoid monstrosity that you never truly believed existed: Heimandatz, the Nacho Golem. It looks like Lumpy has been recruiting some of the other terrors forsaken by the Source. Not good.

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After Combat
You gain some <substat>.
You acquire an item: secret tropical island volcano lair map
You acquire an item: Heimandatz's heart
You acquire an item: friendly cheez blob