Horizontal tango

horizontal tango

This is a drink made of fizzy wine, a tiny umbrella, and a name designed to make you blush.

Type: booze (quality unspecified)
Potency: UNSPECIFIED
Level required: 4
Selling Price: 115 Meat.

(In-game plural: horizontal tangos)

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Item number: 683
Description ID: 736898001
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Obtained From

The Typical Tavern (pre quest)

The Cask at Hand

Recipe

	soda water	boxed wine
	wine spritzer		little paper umbrella
	horizontal tango

When Consumed

You drink the fruity girl drink.

You gain 10-14 Adventures.

You gain 34-36 Enchantedness.

You gain 4 Drunkenness.

References

• "Horizontal tango" may be a play on the euphemism for sex, "horizontal mambo", hence the "name designed to make you blush." The common phrase, "Tango is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire", succinctly expresses this notion.

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