Hung-over half-orc hobo

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He smacks you upside the <kidney> with a bottle of Mad Train Wine. Now there's too much blood in your broken-glass-stream. Ugh! (stench damage)

He starts to hit you with his bottle of Mad Train, but his headache causes his vision to blur, and he misses.

He moans and clutches his head instead of attacking you. You yell at him for a minute, just to add insult to lack of injury.

He tries to throw spare change at you, but you block it with a spare tire you find in the alley.

You acquire 31.4% chance pairs of dirty hobo gloves

You acquire 60.1% chance Mad Train wines

You acquire 15.3% chance moxie weeds

You gain 1 <substat>.

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Occurs in The Sleazy Back Alley

References

"There's too much blood in your broken-glass-stream" is a reference to a one-liner about getting pulled over for drink driving: "There's no blood in my alcohol system, officer!".

Notes

• Appears in place of drunken half-orc hobo after ascension.