Infinite meat bug

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You're fighting an Infinite Meat Bug

This isn't, as you might think, a neverending bug made out of meat. It's a finite bug that generates an infinite amount of meat. And an infinite amount of whoop-ass, pointed in your direction.

It catches you in its jaws and munches on your throat. Oof! Oof! Ow!

It tries to munch on your nipple, but you step on it, even though it was your hero.

You gain 10,000 Meat.

You acquire an item: incredibly dense meat gem

You gain ?? $substat.

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Occurs at the Treasury (extremely rarely)

References

• The miss text makes a reference to the They Might Be Giants song Spider, which contains the lines "Spider / Step on spider!" and "Spider / He is our hero!"