Infinite meat bug
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It bugs you in the <groin>. Man, that really, really bugs you. I mean, it annoys you how much it bugs you. Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Ugh!
It catches you in its jaws and munches on your <groin>. Ooh! Ouch! Argh!
It tries to munch on your <groin>, but you step on it, even though it was your hero.
It tries to bug you in the <groin>, but you bug out before he can.
You gain 10,000 Meat.
 | You acquire incredibly dense meat gems |
You gain 9 <substat>.
Occurs at the Treasury (extremely rarely)
Notes
- On April Fool's Day, 2006, this adventure appeared regularly for all users but dropped nothing.
References
- The miss text makes a reference to the They Might Be Giants song Spider, which contains the lines "Spider / Step on spider!" and "Spider / He is our hero!"
- The monster name and description refer to bugs exploited to obtain a near-infinite amount of meat.
