Infinite meat bug

It bugs you in the <arm>. Man, that really, really bugs you. I mean, it annoys you how much it bugs you. Ow! Ugh! Ooh! Eek!

It catches you in its jaws and munches on your <arm>. Eek! Ugh! Oof!

It tries to munch on your <arm>, but you step on it, even though it was your hero.

It tries to bug you in the <arm>, but you bug out before he can.

You gain 10,000 Meat

You acquire an item: incredibly dense meat gem (100% chance)*

You gain 9 <substat>.

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Occurs at Treasury (extremely rarely).

Notes

• On April Fool's Day, 2006, this adventure appeared regularly for all users but dropped nothing.

References

• The miss text makes a reference to the They Might Be Giants song Spider, which contains the lines "Spider / Step on spider!" and "Spider / He is our hero!"
• The monster name and description refer to bugs exploited to obtain a near-infinite amount of meat.
• The words "a finite bug that generates an infinite amount of meat" from the description may be a reference to the Infinite Improbability Drive, a fictional propulsion system from the Douglas Adams book, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".