Infinite meat bug
| Infinite meat bug | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 230 |
| Locations | Cobb's Knob Treasury (ultra-rarely) |
| Hit Points | 30 |
| Attack | 45 |
| Defense | 40 |
| No-Hit | 55 |
| Initiative | always |
| Meat | 8,000-12,000 |
| Phylum | bug |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | unknown |
| Drops | incredibly dense meat gem |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an infinite meat bugThis isn't, as you might think, a neverending bug made out of meat. It's a finite bug that generates an infinite amount of meat. And an infinite amount of whoop-ass, pointed in your direction.
Hit Message(s):
It bugs you in the <face>. Man, that really, really bugs you. I mean, it annoys you how much it bugs you. Ooh! Ouch! Oof! Ouch!
It catches you in its jaws and munches on your <face>. Oof! Ugh! Ooh!
It unhinges its jaw and spews a seemingly neverending fountain of meat at you, which hits you in the <face>. Then, adding insult to injury, it evaporates before you can grab it. Argh! Oof! Eek!
It tries to bug you in the <face>, but you bug out before he can.
It tries to munch on your <face>, but you step on it, even though it was your hero. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 9,582−14,000? Meat |
 | You acquire an item: incredibly dense meat gem (100% chance)* |
| You gain 12 <substat>. |
If you lose the fight:
 | You acquire an item: consolation ribbon (100% chance)* |
Occurs at Treasury, ultra-rarely.
Notes
- On April Fool's Day, 2006, this adventure appeared regularly for all users but dropped nothing.
References
- The fumble text makes a reference to the They Might Be Giants song Spider, which contains the lines "Spider / Step on spider!" and "Spider / He is our hero!"
- The monster name and description refer to bugs exploited to obtain a near-infinite amount of meat.
