500. Elf Farm Raffle ticket 501. Elfin shortbread 502. pagoda plans 503. skewered cat appendix 504. evil golden arches 505. gnatwing earring 506. Hell broth 507. heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 508. heavy metal sonata 509. Hey Deze nuts 510. Boris's key lime 511. Jarlsberg's key lime 512. Sneaky Pete's key lime 513. Boris's key lime pie 514. Jarlsberg's key lime pie 515. Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 516. Hey Deze map 517. bejeweled accordion strap 518. magical mystery juice 519. moxie magnet 520. strange leaflet 521. kickback cookbook 522. one-winged stab bat 523. rewinged stab bat 524. papaya sling 525. grue egg 526. Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM) 527. volleyball 528. blood-faced volleyball 529. fertilized ghuol egg 530. spray paint 531. special sauce glove 532. ladle of mystery 533. Gnollish toolbox
534. abridged dictionary 535. bridge 536. dictionary 537. pr0n legs 538. f3d0r4 539. lowercase N 540. Tasty Fun Good rice candy 541. draggin' ball hat 542. 1337 7r0uZ0RZ 543. Trollhouse cookies 544. flaming talons 545. Spam Witch sammich 546. meat vortex 547. 334 scroll 548. 668 scroll 549. 30669 scroll 550. 33398 scroll 551. 64067 scroll 552. 64735 scroll 553. 31337 scroll 554. pr0n cocktail 555. drywall axe 556. Pine-Fresh air freshener 557. whiskey and cola 558. papaya taco 559. razor-sharp can lid 560. stalk of asparagus 561. pregnant mushroom 562. ratgut 563. sonar-in-a-biscuit 564. Mad Train wine 565. dirty hobo gloves 566. bum cheek 567. hermit script
568. Double Bacon Beelzeburger 569. Lord of the Flies-sized fries 570. Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 571. Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 572. Children's Meal of the Damned 573. delicious noodles 574. delicious spicy noodles 575. painful penne pasta 576. ravioli della hippy 577. pr0n m4nic0tti 578. Hell ramen 579. boring spaghetti 580. sauce of the ages 581. fancy schmancy cheese sauce 582. Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 583. fettucini Inconnu 584. spaghetti with Skullheads 585. gnocchetti di Nietzsche 586. ridiculously huge sword 587. super-spiky hair gel 588. soft green echo eyedrop antidote 589. cocoa eggshell fragment 590. large cocoa eggshell fragment 591. cocoa egg 592. tiny house 593. phonics down 594. amulet of extreme plot significance 595. scroll of drastic healing 596. titanium assault umbrella 597. Mohawk wig 598. the Slug Lord's map 599. pants of the Slug Lord